1. high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
    2. high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
    3. school administrator: shit shit
    4. high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
    5. school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
    6. high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
    7. high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
    8. high school boy: /explodes
     

  1. volcainist:

    gnagster:

    i put the :// in http://

    (via humoristics)

     
  2. gentlemanbones:

    These almond cookies are very aggressive.

    (Source: reddit.com, via candycanelame)

     

  3. gayindustrialcomplex:

    fag3000:

    gayindustrialcomplex:

    Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

    did you eat your parents

    How about you mind your own business

    (via im-your-idiot)

     
  4. awwww-cute:

    Suzy the cuddler

    (via emmaelsewhere)

     

  5. unshaped:

    when you’re listening to Anaconda and realize that you are one of the “skinny bitches”

    image

    (via onlylolgifs)

     
  6. algebratwo:

    The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  7. maravilhanaervilha:

    OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

    (Source: mrchompers, via humoristics)

     
  8. (Source: broriarty, via liek-a-baws)

     
  9. combeferret:

    LOOK AT THE CUTE BABY KITTY

    (via liek-a-baws)